Author Archives: Daniel

In Cisco’s world, time zones are a thing of the past!

Why is this ad stupid? Because China and the USA have around a 12 hour time difference. (Beijing is GMT +8, New York is GMT -4, give or take DST.)
So are these poor Chinese schoolchildren being forced by their Communist government to show up at school after their bedtime in order to have a real-time [...]

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ZomBurritoVille?

Burritoville on 23rd St. in May, 2009. Photo taken by BlurA14. (Source: Flickr.)
Is BurritoVille back from the dead?
So, I discovered that the long-shuttered BurritoVille of Chelsea (23rd and 8th) had reopened when I passed by this evening. Talking to the new owner, it had actually been open since last Wednesday. The redesigned and streamlined [...]

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You have reached your destination. A dumpster.

This is apparently what TomTom considers to be a “solved” issue.

TomTom Support Team

from
TomTom Support Team <do_not_reply@custhelp.com>

reply-to
TomTom Support Team <do_not_reply@custhelp.com>

to
ddmnyc@gmail.com

date
Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 9:53 AM

subject
ONE 130- will not turn on [Incident:090822-007116]

mailed-by
gmail.com

signed-by
custhelp.com

hide details 9:53 AM (19 minutes ago)

Response

Dear ,
Thank you for allowing us to be of service to you. We have not [...]

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Trying WordPress for iPhone

I just downloaded the WordPress iPhone app. This post is a feature demonstration.

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Adding linkage between my new improved blog, Twitter, Facebook and your cerebral cortex.

If all goes well, this post should be pinging my social network like crazy.

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The original Twitter, circa 1935

This is one of those inventions that was just way ahead of its time.
From the blog Modern Mechanix:
Robot Messenger Displays Person-to-Person Notes In PublicTO AID persons who wish to make or cancel appointments or inform friends of their whereabouts, a robot message carrier has been introduced in London, England.
Known as the “notificator,” the new [...]

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I live this

As a kid, I was a huge Lego addict. I invented whole planets, societies, space colonies. I never used the kits. There were always those people who could make a life size representation of the statue of liberty or a Corvette Shelby, and I was in awe of their ability.
But just as the painstaking [...]

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Bush brackets administration by screwing working people

Remember way back in early 2001? You know, before our country was attacked by cavemen and we were thrown into a perpetual war from which we may never emerge?

Well, George W. Bush had just taken office, and was hard at work during his first 100 days destroying any pieces of Clinton’s legacy he could get [...]

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I’m willing to take that risk

On election day, I compiled a list of some of the most common reasons I’ve been emailed by people in the past few weeks as to why I shouldn’t vote for Barack Obama. I could sit here and refute the charges line by line, but I’d rather not dignify some of them with a response. [...]

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Undecided is un-American

Just imagine what it would be like if we ever had 100% voter turnout in the United States. Can you picture it?
Now get out and vote!

This design idea didn’t come to me in time to make a t-shirt before the election, but I think it’s still worth posting here.

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